On a strange whim, I decided to buy a ukulele. I bought a les paul styled soprano model, mainly because it looks like the baby brother of my electric guitar which is a les paul copy. I went on meetup.com, which I’m using quite a bit now I’m not on facebook, and found Brighton Ukulele Fun Strum which happens on Tuesdays at the Yellow Book steampunk bar. My favourite song to murder so far is The Cure, Close To Me. Should I get a bowler hat…?